Hot sauce, made one pot at a time.
Every bottle is made in a home-based cottage food operation — small runs, real ingredients, no shortcuts. Here's what's currently on the stove.
Delivery available to Florida addresses only.
Classic Hot Sauce
The one that started it all — chili peppers, white vinegar, onion, and garlic. Straightforward heat, no gimmicks.
Classic #3 — Rock Band
Same classic base, turned up to eleven. A louder, hotter pressing of the original recipe for people who like it loud.
Chinese Chili
Imported chili peppers with the same clean vinegar-garlic base. Bilingual label, and yes — WeChat Pay is on it.
Alien Hot Sauce — Crazy Jumper Edition
Chili peppers and blueberries, built to match our mobile game. Buy a bottle, redeem bonus gems in-game.
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We're a small cottage-food operation, so ordering is personal — reach out directly and we'll sort out flavors, quantity, and pickup or shipping.
Delivery is only available to addresses within Florida.
Made in a cottage food operation that is not subject to Florida's food safety regulations. As required for cottage food products, sales and delivery are limited to within the state of Florida.